(via rune-midgarts)
Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools
- all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
- sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
- all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
- your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
- always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus
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(Source: flewismylife, via shuppiss)
The only one who can save the universe
we are doomed
(Source: deepthroatmom, via cattyness)
Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player
wheres the kickstarter… i wanna pledge….
(via needsmoresleep)
